Big Brother 13: 08.23.2011


The Big Brother HOH competition continues with the slippery carry soap back into a goldfish bowl contests. With Brendan evicted (for the third time in a year) Rachel’s playing to win.

The entire yard is filled with soap bubbles as we see some nice wipeouts- always funny. Jeff is hocking up soap. After 45 minutes they’re not even half done yet. Adam takes a pretty major spill but he’s up. Jeff has a huge lead at about 3/4 of the way in with Porsche and Rachel closing in. Everyone else is sucking it up just like every other competition. After and hour and a half Big Jeff takes it and wins HOH.

Rachel says that when the others win at least she pretends to be happy..LOLOLOLOLOL you are so delusional Rachel, you cry in the bushes when you lose. Daniele, Kalia and Porsche are in trouble. Shelly is starting in with Rachel for really no reason.

Daniele made the deal with Jeff and Jordan last week but who knows if Jeff’s getting up his end of it right now. Maybe he’ll leave her off the block and try to backdoor her.

Who wants to see Jeff’s HOH room? Nobody! At least he tells them to make a fake smile when they get up there. FIrst dude to win HOH all season. Rachel stays up there when everyone else goes back down. Oh no here comes Shelly to give her the business. Rachel manages to bite her tongue and just let it go- holy cow it’s a Jeffmas miracle!

Shelly has an amazing list of foods she’s never heard of- avocado, coconut water, soba, hummus, guacamole, etc. And no Shelly guacamole doesn’t rhyme with whack-a-mole.

The Daniele, Kalia, Porsche alliance (which really needs some sort of name) are picked to be Have-Nots for the week by Jeff and get to eat hard boiled eggs and jalapenos (which sounds like a pretty decent combo actually) along with slop.

Kalia goes begging to Jeff not to put her up or at least put up someone the house hates against her- like Rachel. Jeff says hell to the no, you put me up and I said I was coming after you and now it’s happening. Daniele and Porsche make their appeal to Jeff too. Day 49 and Porsche is talking game for the first time. Welcome to Big Brother, Porsche.

WTF happened to Shelly, she looks beyond tan- like seriously crispy. Smaller dining room table is revealed.

Jeffs ready to make his nominations. He does the smart thing and puts Kalia and Porsche Turbo up for eviction. Obviously he’s looking to backdoor Daniele without her knowing.

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