Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E10: Your Face or Mine?

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It’s Paul’s Night of Beauty, whatever the hell that is. All the girls are invited to try out some new minor plastic surgery type treatments. Hey that’s what I did on my Friday night too! Kyle’s doing some sort of …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E09: Otherwise Engaged

Lisa is driving around the Hills and talking to the Dick Tracey hat wearing Kyle recapping the Adrienne washing chicken with soap story which Kyle gets a kick out of, rightfully. Now she’s making calls to Taylor too, inviting her to Pandora’s engagement party- except that Taylor’s husband Russell had some sort of …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E08: The Opposite of Relaxation

We’re at Adrienne’s fountain filled driveway as Lisa walks in to give her a cooking lesson. Adrienne’s just doing it to shut Lisa up a bit. Chef Bernie looks on, disapprovingly. Don’t worry Bernie, your job is safe. Adrienne washes off the chicken with soap lolololololololol. She doesn’t even know where the salt …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E07: Game Night Gone Wild

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are still playing games at $25000 sunglasses Dana’s house and still fighting over whether Kim is blitzed or not and whether or not Brandi was inappropriate with her kid who peed in the grass. Brandi calls Kyle a bitch, Kyle tells her to fuck off. Brandi’s in …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E06: Let the Games Begin

Back in Beverly Hills and Lisa is prepping (her staff) for a formal dinner at her manse. She’s prepping dinner for daughter Pandora and boyfriend Jason and his parents. She’s actually cooking something!

Taylor’s cooking ups something in her house too. Million dollar sunglass Dana comes over to “help”. Dana and Taylor are …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E05: $25,000 Sunglasses?

Taylor and Kyle head over to her friend Dana’s house who opens the door in a tiara with boobs-a-poppin. She’s getting ready for her wedding, trying on jewelry and such. If she looks familiar it’s because I’m pretty sure she was on Flipping Out.

Chef Roland in the house…not sure why Bravo felt …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E04: Gossip Girls

We’re on the tarmac with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Paul and Adrienne are waiting IN THE PLANE for drunk Kim. This could be their last basketball game in Sacramento as owners. Kim’s crazy late and finally shows up and has some crazy story about the power going out and she …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E03: Rocky Mountain Mountain Highs and Lows

The housewives of Beverly Hills are still in the mountains of Colorado and Taylor’s still drunk in the hot tube spilling her guts out to Kyle while the chefs prep some huge meal.

Kim lies down after the long day of skiing and Taylor comes in crying to her after getting out …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E02: Blame it on the Altitude

Mauricio and Kyle are unpacking all their stuff in their new house which is a mere 7000 square feet and 7 bedrooms, presumably in Beverly HIlls. Faye Resnick is there bossing Mauricio around about pool table placement.

Lisa’s going to Colorado and leaving poor Giggy alone in the mansion. She’s worried about being …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E01: Back to Beverley Hills

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has returned and it starts off with a bit of a tribute to Russell Armstrong who committed suicide since the filming. All the women and some husbands gather at Adrienne’s house to talk, sans Taylor. Very nice, everyone feels bad. Ok now on to the previously taped …

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