Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E19: Portrait of an Italian Family

The seemingly never-ending season of RHONJ continues with Melissa getting ready for a picture with Teresa and the whole family to give to Teresa’s parents. Melissa is dressed like a rap video background dancer or something.

Jacqueline and Chris have company- Chris’ brother Jamie. Jamie’s the wild child of the family- with tattoos …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E18: An Inconvenient Truce

We’re still in Punta Cana and Teresa is still pissed about something. Teresa’s ruining everyone’s vacation, nobody knows what to do. Well not Chris, Albie and Greg- they’re having a great time smoking cigars on the beach playing fake detective.

Now it looks like Teresa’s wasted, prancing around in her second bathing suit …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E17: Get to the Punta!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are getting ready for their big trip to the Dominican Republic. It’s Melissa’s idea to go to Punta Cana. What’s probably not her idea is Joe Gorga sniffing her panties and packing the kids into a suitcase.

Teresa has a suitcase just for bathing suits. She’s still …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E16: Singing in the Pain

All the Real Housewives of New Jersey will be doing a 5k walk for charity. Teresa shows up at Caroline’s unexpected, telling her about Joe Gorga’s showing up at the book signing and her husband Joe’s threatening texts.

Melania’s birthday is coming up and Teresa is nervous about having the two Joe’s in …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E15: Black as Ink

After a week off RHONJ is back and the Manzo’s are heading put to Grandma’s old house which is now Chris and Albie’s office as Chris Laurita’s newest employees.

Albie’s got some big ideas for the business- a book about where to use the bathroom when traveling and a cell phone breathalyzer. Keep …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E14: Belly Up and Up

The conversation with Ashley continues as she sits there texting and is chided to put it down so her Father can lecture her a bit more. Meanwhile Jacqueline has left the table and is crying in the corner. Her Dad says until she can pay her own bills she has to listen to …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E13: Child’s Play No More

Continuing the never-ending winter on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, there’s a big dinner at eh Giudice household as a photographer tries to get some photos for her new cookbook and chaos reigns with the kids. The photographers have had enough, they need to take a break. Gia’s had enough, she’s clearly …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E12: Auld Lang Syne for an Eye

Finally we’re passed Christmas on the Real Housewives of New Jersey and it’s even New Years now and Caroline is talking about resolutions on her radio show. Melissa is listening in from her car. Melissa reaches out to Teresa and invites her and the kids over; big move on your end. Teresa’s being …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E11: A Very Jersey Christmas

It’s week 7 or 8 or so of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Christmas spectacular that never ends and now Teresa’s jealous that Kathy invited Joe Gorga over for Christmas Eve. Teresa you are being irrational. It’s just a invitation, not a dig at your- jeez. At least she’s getting along with …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E10: There Arose Such a Clatter

It’s Christmas in July for the Real Housewives of New Jersey. These episodes feel seasonally out of place airing now. It’s just weird. Anyway continuing on from last week, all is good at the Gorga party after Melissa kicked the lawyer’s wife out of the party. Teresa wants Kim G gone too but …

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