Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E09: ‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas

It’s Christmas time on the Real Housewives of New Jersey and the Guidices are decorating their enormous tree, I guess because their mansion has such high ceilings they can do it- Joe’s up on a 238 (est.) foot tall ladder. If they weren’t bankrupt before, the tree ought do it. Teresa’s stressing about …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E08: Holidazed and Confused

After a two week hiatus thanks to the 4th of July, the Real Housewives of New Jersey is back and it’s Christmas time in Jersey. Jacqueline is having a cocktail party and inviting the Gorga’s and the Guidices. Rare CJ appearance, making cookies. Ashley, clearly still obsessed with her, brings up Danielle Staub …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E07: Teresa’s Got a Gun

We’re continuing the sit down at Jacqueline’s house between Teresa and Melissa here. The whole argument is coming down to the Joes and money. Teresa says lets get a fresh start and gives her a hug. All seems good, except for maybe Jacqueline’s bizarre looking lips- what did she do?

Jacqueline is packing …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E06: Whine and Dine

It’s a beautiful fall day in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey as Caroline’s overly tanned friend Dolores visits. She got the info packet from the radio station and is doing a mock call with Dolores to practice for her advice show. Dolores does a half decent Teresa impression (and seems to know a lot …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E05: Stick It

RHONJ is back! The Gorga kids and the wears-a-hat-even-in-the-house Joe listen to Melissa singing Amazing Grace in her closet with the hilariously incorrect “save a wench like me” line. Joe says she should take up singing- couldn’t be worse than half the other housewives’ music (hi- being on a reality show doesn’t make …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E04: Gobblefellas

It’s Thanksgiving time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey and the Gorga’s are picking up some food in the supermarket. Joe Gorga slaps the pork butt and says he’s a butt man. Stay classy Joe. They’re picking up more Italian food than traditional Thanksgiving food. Apparently shopping with Melissa is a total …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E03: Sealed with a Diss

Kathy and Rich’s loudly slurp soup out of the bowls as loudly colored as her fight with Teresa at the Brownstone the previous night. She wants a sit-down with Caroline to show she’s a nice person.

Teresa heads into the city for a food photoshoot for her second cookbook. T asks someone at …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E02: Drop Dead Gorgas

It’s Halloween on the Real Housewives of NJ and everyone’s got a pumpkin. Gia, Melania and the less photogenic kids are all there carving pumpkins. Teresa and Joe recount the craziness of the christening when her brother went nuts on them. Uh no- the Posche fashion show is in two days at the …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E01: In the Name of the Father

Real Housewives of New Jersey is back and Danielle is gone. So is the drama gone with her? Hell to the no Bobby as we find out in the first 10 seconds as Teresa and her brother Joe Gorga nearly get into a fistfight at his daughter’s christening.

Teresa mentions that they’ve had …

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