Survivor South Pacific: Ep07: Trojan Horse

Coming back from last week’s Tribal Council, Edna is still peeved at mini-Hantz for acting irrationally but on the other hand she’s happy about it because he’s a target. The rest of the tribe thinks he might be a liability.

The get right into the Redemption Island duel with Christine battling Mikayla. Christine …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep06: Free Agent

Back at Savaii, Ozzy’s pissed that everyone went behind his back and broke his alliance essentially. He’s going off the rails on a crazy train. Ozzy announces that he’s a “free agent”. He reveals that he has the idol! Why would you do that Ozzy? Next day Ozzy’s back to spear fishing under …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep05: Taste the Victory

Stacy shows up on Redemption to meet the tough Christine. Stacy is pissed the hell off at Coach. Rightfully so, but still.

At Upolu, Junior Hantz is still upset about Tribal, this dude is a freakin’ wuss, seriously- you’re on Survivor, stop crying.

Stacy and Christine show up for the duel at Redemption …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep04: Survivalism

Ozzy and Elyse are bonding, which worries legal pot dealer Jim. Cochran is sketched out by Jim but he likes the anyone but Cochran strategy.

On the other side mini-Hantz is trying to make amends and be a better person. And stupidly he’s revealing the “core five” alliance to Edna who thought …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep03: Reap What You Sow

Christine joins Semhar over at Redemption Island where she has another chance to get back at Coach.

At Upolu, Mikayla was shocked at mini-Hantz’s attack on her. Shocked! How could anyone not like her? Shocked! Mini-Hantz wants to be a hero unlike Uncle Russell but he’s upset at himself so far for the …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep02: He Has Demons

Semhar is banished to Redemption Island and learns about the rules of the duel and “treats” us to some poetry about her misery.

Back at Savaii, Cochran is counting his blessings that he didn’t get the boot at Tribal. Ozzy likes his passion but not his lack of effort- Cochran wants to change.

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep01: I Need Redemption

Survivor is back! Ozzy and Coach are back! It’s a battle of the longhairs. Looking good Ozzie, growing it out. Redemption Island is back!

First contestant shown is a nerd who has seen every episode ever and wrote a college essay on it. There’s a 51 year old cowboy with a ridiculous mustache. …

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Survivor Redemption Island: ep13: Too Close for Comfort

After last week’s blindsiding of Andrea, the remaining Ometepes…errr Murlonios celebrate back at camp. Ashley and Natalie talk about teaming up and Rob catches them talking and now he’s thinking Ashley has to go before she flips.

At Redemption Andrea and Matt have it out. Grow a set Matt, she voted for you …

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Survivor Redemption Island: ep12: You Mangled My Nets

After last week’s double ouster Brillo Pad Ralph heads over to Redemption Island followed shortly by Steve, joining Zapatera Mike and undefeated Matt.

Back at Murlonio it’s a six pack of Ometepe members left- let the infighting begin! Natalie starts crying for no reason, Rob comforts her, partially out of personal concern and …

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Survivor Redemption Island: ep11: A Mystery Package

After another crazy Tribal (aren’t they all with Very Special Agent Phillip?), Steve apologizes to Phil but Phil’s Agent prowess sees through it and isn’t buying into it- because he’s freakin’ crazy. Phillip wakes up and goes to look for his shorts that Jacked Julie buried and whaddya know- he finds them! Undercover …

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