Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E09: Otherwise Engaged

Lisa is driving around the Hills and talking to the Dick Tracey hat wearing Kyle recapping the Adrienne washing chicken with soap story which Kyle gets a kick out of, rightfully. Now she’s making calls to Taylor too, inviting her to Pandora’s engagement party- except that Taylor’s husband Russell had some sort of …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E08: The Opposite of Relaxation

We’re at Adrienne’s fountain filled driveway as Lisa walks in to give her a cooking lesson. Adrienne’s just doing it to shut Lisa up a bit. Chef Bernie looks on, disapprovingly. Don’t worry Bernie, your job is safe. Adrienne washes off the chicken with soap lolololololololol. She doesn’t even know where the salt …

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: S02E05: $25,000 Sunglasses?

Taylor and Kyle head over to her friend Dana’s house who opens the door in a tiara with boobs-a-poppin. She’s getting ready for her wedding, trying on jewelry and such. If she looks familiar it’s because I’m pretty sure she was on Flipping Out.

Chef Roland in the house…not sure why Bravo felt …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E15: Black as Ink

After a week off RHONJ is back and the Manzo’s are heading put to Grandma’s old house which is now Chris and Albie’s office as Chris Laurita’s newest employees.

Albie’s got some big ideas for the business- a book about where to use the bathroom when traveling and a cell phone breathalyzer. Keep …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E12: Auld Lang Syne for an Eye

Finally we’re passed Christmas on the Real Housewives of New Jersey and it’s even New Years now and Caroline is talking about resolutions on her radio show. Melissa is listening in from her car. Melissa reaches out to Teresa and invites her and the kids over; big move on your end. Teresa’s being …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E11: A Very Jersey Christmas

It’s week 7 or 8 or so of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Christmas spectacular that never ends and now Teresa’s jealous that Kathy invited Joe Gorga over for Christmas Eve. Teresa you are being irrational. It’s just a invitation, not a dig at your- jeez. At least she’s getting along with …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E10: There Arose Such a Clatter

It’s Christmas in July for the Real Housewives of New Jersey. These episodes feel seasonally out of place airing now. It’s just weird. Anyway continuing on from last week, all is good at the Gorga party after Melissa kicked the lawyer’s wife out of the party. Teresa wants Kim G gone too but …

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: S03E09: ‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas

It’s Christmas time on the Real Housewives of New Jersey and the Guidices are decorating their enormous tree, I guess because their mansion has such high ceilings they can do it- Joe’s up on a 238 (est.) foot tall ladder. If they weren’t bankrupt before, the tree ought do it. Teresa’s stressing about …

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