Survivor South Pacific: Ep15: Loyalties Will Be Broken (Finale)

Mini-Hantz is out on Redemption Island where he tells Ozzy how he gave up Immunity and then they voted him out. Ozzy’s not surprised that they evicted him once he gave it up; Ozzy says he’s playing a blind faith game.

Back at camp, Sophie calls it one of the dumbest moves ever …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep14: Then There Were Five

Well that took about 1 second for them to say the episode title during the show. Down to the final five Survivors. Oh geez, mini-Hantz leads the prayer circle now. Now they all have to start picking each other off

Albert wants to blindside Sophie next. Albert’s a player. He’s threatened by …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep13: Ticking Time Bomb

Night 30 on Redemption Island and Cochran shows up to Ozzy’s ambivalence. Ozzy’s not surprised. Either Ozzy or Cochran is coming back and either way it’s going to be epic.

Back at camp, Cowboy’s roasting a sock and Edna’s already feeling outcast (not because of the sock). Mini-Hantz laid it out last night …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep12: Cult Life

We skipped episode 11 in our recaps here because that episode was just a recap too. Moving on, it’s night 27 on Te Tuna and it’s down to just 7 with Cochran as the last man out. He needs to figure something out to improve his position.

Cochran’s strategy is to tell …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep10: Running the Show

Jim joins Ozzy on Redemption to commiserate in the fact that Coach is running them all out of town. Back at Te Tuna Coach has everyone fooled thinking it’s a joint decision on everything when meanwhile he is running the show. Woah episode title right there.

Cochran is learning Tai Chi from Coach, …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep09: Cut Throat

Cochran and Ozzy have their talk after Cochran flipped at Tribal. Mini-Hantz steps in to protect Cochran from a fight that’s not happening; Ozzy says take off we’re not gangsters out here. Jim is beyond pissed at Cochran. The old Opolu are embracing him though.

Te Tuna has to be the stupidest Tribe …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep08: Double Agent

After Ozzy’s crazy move, Cochran is feeling lucky and happy to be back alive from Tribal. Will this be the biggest move in Survivor history? Keith is still pissed that Cochran didn’t go. Part of the big plan is for Cochran to go to the other side and become a double agent and …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep07: Trojan Horse

Coming back from last week’s Tribal Council, Edna is still peeved at mini-Hantz for acting irrationally but on the other hand she’s happy about it because he’s a target. The rest of the tribe thinks he might be a liability.

The get right into the Redemption Island duel with Christine battling Mikayla. Christine …

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep02: He Has Demons

Semhar is banished to Redemption Island and learns about the rules of the duel and “treats” us to some poetry about her misery.

Back at Savaii, Cochran is counting his blessings that he didn’t get the boot at Tribal. Ozzy likes his passion but not his lack of effort- Cochran wants to change.

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Survivor South Pacific: Ep01: I Need Redemption

Survivor is back! Ozzy and Coach are back! It’s a battle of the longhairs. Looking good Ozzie, growing it out. Redemption Island is back!

First contestant shown is a nerd who has seen every episode ever and wrote a college essay on it. There’s a 51 year old cowboy with a ridiculous mustache. …

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